David Beem, Author


David Beem, Author
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LOCK YOUR DOORS! HIDE YOUR CHILDREN!

Republicans and Democrats are cuddling in congress!

The world is on the brink. Out there is a desolate wasteland of you-want-fries-with-that oblivion. It’s all smiles all the time. Politeness, WHEN ASSHOLERY IS CALLED FOR.

Enter Edger Bonkovich, aka Zarathustra, the world’s first superhero!

Humanity is under the mind-control of the prophet Nostradamus. HIS IMMORTALITY MAKES HIM ALL BUT INVINCIBLE. But what if it takes an immortal to beat an immortal? What if our hero must sacrifice the woman he loves to become Edger…forever?

RETURN TO THE COLLECTIVE UNCONSCIOUS one last time for a finale so creamy and smooth you won’t believe it’s not butter.

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David Beem

As one of the greatest authors of his generation, David Beem accepts no responsibility or liability of any kind for the accuracy, content, completeness, competency, legality, or reliability of his various writings. By reading something he’s written, or talking to someone who’s read something he’s written, looking at, or even breathing the same air as someone who’s read something he’s written, you agree to these terms.

David Beem enjoys superhero movies, taekwondo, and flossing. He lives in Djibouti with his family and crippling self-doubt. To help actualize David’s inner confidence, peruse his website and buy all the stuff.

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Edger Mix: Spring 2020

Edger Forever Mix: Spring 2020 is a collection of songs Herodotus, using the Collective Unconscious, pulled from Edger's head. Some are explicitly featured in the book. Others are thematically related. Still others may turn you into a human block of cheese.

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