Random Quotes in Praise of Nothing

“Ooh, I’m really scared. No! Don’t! There’s a–a peck here with an acorn pointed at Me!”
–Madmartigan

“Attention! Attention! Ladies and gentlemen, attention! There is a herd of killer rabbits headed this way and we desperately need your help!”
–Officer Lopez

“I’m Batman.”
–Batman

“LAST YEAR I MADE $93,837.43 ONLINE USING THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK, AND NOW YOU CAN TOO!!!!!”
–Jeff “The Loud” Jones

“Hold me like you did by the lake on Naboo, so long ago, when there was nothing but our love. No politics, no plotting, no war.”
–Senator Amidala

“Get this cheese to sickbay.”
–B’Elanna Torres